Textsfromlastnight.com

Demonspeedng22 · 11-01-09, 02:30 PM

http://textsfromlastnight.com/

Some of those are fucking hilarious...

(901): I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks

(570): A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off

(203): trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me

(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

thegunner · 11-01-09, 04:46 PM

i love that site

Demonspeedng22 · 11-01-09, 06:01 PM

(256): we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.

(330): mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM

watsizname · 11-02-09, 05:21 PM

Quote:

(407)

Demonspeedng22 · 11-05-09, 04:59 AM

(201): i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night

(541): dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed

Fox · 11-05-09, 07:22 PM

Heheh those are great.

Demonspeedng22 · 11-06-09, 05:30 PM

(407): We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.

justaperv · 11-07-09, 07:11 AM

Thanks guys....

I can't believe I had never seen that site but I have wasted an hour a day for a week in the archives and have overwhelmingly loved it.

Demonspeedng22 · 11-07-09, 02:31 PM

(585): are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?

(850): I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.

(845): maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut

Demonspeedng22 · 11-08-09, 05:41 PM

(806): and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...

(716): On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
(1-716): I think you broke the trashy scale

Demonspeedng22 · 11-08-09, 05:55 PM

(971): this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word

(856): FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!

(480): Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore

awwwcrap22 · 11-09-09, 10:19 AM

LMAO @ 408 and 971!!!! those 2 are awesome

Demonspeedng22 · 11-13-09, 04:40 PM

(515): Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?

(901): guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.

Demonspeedng22 · 11-16-09, 05:01 PM

(516): Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you

(610): I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
(631): Samesies

Demonspeedng22 · 11-16-09, 05:02 PM

(636): tequila makes her clothes fall off
(512): wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time

11-01-09, 02:30 PM	#1
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Textsfromlastnight.com http://textsfromlastnight.com/ Some of those are fucking hilarious... (901): I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks (570): A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off (203): trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me (407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star... (781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

11-01-09, 04:46 PM	#2
thegunner I'm just here to masturbate Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 1	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com i love that site

11-01-09, 06:01 PM	#3
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (256): we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it. (330): mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM

11-05-09, 04:59 AM	#5
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (201): i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night (541): dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed

11-05-09, 07:22 PM	#6
Fox Feisty Firecracker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Outside your window... Posts: 1,648 Rep Power: 135	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com Heheh those are great.

11-06-09, 05:30 PM	#7
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (407): We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.

11-07-09, 07:11 AM	#8
justaperv I'm just here to masturbate Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 95 Rep Power: 13	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com Thanks guys.... I can't believe I had never seen that site but I have wasted an hour a day for a week in the archives and have overwhelmingly loved it.

11-07-09, 02:31 PM	#9
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (585): are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet? (850): I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken. (845): maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut

11-08-09, 05:41 PM	#10
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (806): and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"... (716): On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar (1-716): I think you broke the trashy scale

11-08-09, 05:55 PM	#11
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (971): this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word (856): FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?! (480): Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore

11-09-09, 10:19 AM	#12
awwwcrap22 Feelin the breeze!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Michigan But Still a Buckeye!! Posts: 2,733 Rep Power: 411	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com LMAO @ 408 and 971!!!! those 2 are awesome __________________ "Beer is Gods way of letting us know that he loves us, and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin

11-13-09, 04:40 PM	#13
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (515): Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye? (901): guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.

11-16-09, 05:01 PM	#14
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (516): Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you (610): I can only be a whore so many days outta the week. (631): Samesies

11-16-09, 05:02 PM	#15
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (636): tequila makes her clothes fall off (512): wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time

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